jlmmyneutron:

i have a love/hate relationship with boys. i love them. they hate me

santanist:

tripped and fell in my heelys jesus take the wheelys

romankyaryday:

i went to a new school when i started second grade and i still remember what my parents said to me as they dropped me off on my first day at the new school: “dont do your yoshi impression, it’s weird and you’ll make no friends.”

dogapult:

are we just gonna not talk about soulless black-eyed family emoji

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mistersailor:

irontemple:

handsomedogs:

This is my American Pit Bull Terrier puppy, Ziva, at 3 months old. She loves getting her nails painted at my work! 

Oh god what a beauty

oh mah frickin goodness

mistersailor:

irontemple:

handsomedogs:

This is my American Pit Bull Terrier puppy, Ziva, at 3 months old. She loves getting her nails painted at my work! 

Oh god what a beauty

oh mah frickin goodness

caseyanthonyofficial:

When your girlfriend tries to hold your hand before marriage

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gusmen:

“i don’t watch tv” proudly says a person who spend 8 hours a day in the internet

yoncevevo:

teacher: you’re 5 minutes late

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officialunitedstates:

to all my spanish speaking followers:  hola

to all my non-spanish speaking followers who feel left out:  don’t worry, I just said “hello”.  maybe someday you too can grasp another language

teacrafted:

"You can’t eat all that!"

fuckin watch me.